Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob ankle cold
“Unless life is also giving you sugar, your lemonade is going to taste like shit.”
When life gives you lemons, urine trouble.
this image speaks to me
Alright I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade- make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down…with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!