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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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If they don’t resist, it’s a kid napping.

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My Password Is 1234@lemmy.world
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Then you should kidnap

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El Barto@lemmy.world
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Kidnaps happen lot. If you don’t believe me, lock it up.

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WndyLady@lemm.ee
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Yeah, but if they help themselves to a nap, it’s aiding a bedding.

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Bibliotectress@lemmy.world
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Oh that’s good.

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fluxion@lemmy.world
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The level of dadness in this joke is off the charts

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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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Refusing to nap? Straight to jail.

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