- My knee still doesn’t feel right after that hiking trip two weeks ago.
- I started listening to really old music.
Have I crossed the threshold?
Me at 30: “I’d never get Botox I’m fine with looking my age”.
Me at 50: “I wish I could afford Botox because the saggy mouth thing makes me look completely different and I hate it”.
Also couldn’t kneel down if you put a gun to my head.
When you go onto a website with one of those cheesy self assessment age restrictions boxes and you’re still scrolling to get to your year.
I slept 4 am during one weekend because we had celebration, it’s been 5 days now and i’m still feeling the lack of sleep and catching up.
i’m not that out of shape tbh, i use stairs daily on my 5th floor work office without needing to catch my breath, so i’m pretty sure ive got normal cardio and muscle condition. but the sleep, damn i feel the need to really catch up.
Please try different shoes. I was panicking that my knees were gone and it was just the shoes.
When the doctor scrolls through your files, then scrolls some more, then scrolls more.
When the doctor asks you about ozempic.
When the doctor recommends your first colonosopy.
