52 points

Tell them you’re outside right now. “oh wrong address, I’ll go tomorrow instead” Rinse and repeat.

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8 points

If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:

“Nope, I am not”.

Then just block the person.

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2 points

Lol also very funny.

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Pulling the ol’ Amir Blumenfeld, I see.

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8 points

I didn’t see the relevance of the video so I just stopped watching it.

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At the end there’s a mediocre bit where they call some guy and make him go outside to see a “gift” but there isn’t actually one there.

I’m glad CollegeHumor ditched the old talent and switched to the current Dropout formula and talent.

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48 points

Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check

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6 points

With a charisma of 6.

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26 points

This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.

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5 points

I am a single mother

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4 points

Yeah, imagine saying no to a double mother.

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So how are the kids?

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I’d probably say something like “okay I’ll bring it to you what’s your address?” And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown

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10 points

RHETORIC: Easy - Failure

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