I don’t have no one to give me a ride

“I don’t have no one” is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.

RHETORIC: Easy - Failure

Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren’t going to follow through)?

This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.

I couldn’t even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this

What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?