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I like how the verb in the headline evolves every time I see this story. First he was surprised. Then he was shocked. Now he’s alarmed. Maybe I’ll check back tomorrow and learn he’s horrified!

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slammed

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This just means “to insult”. Not exactly interchangeable with “overcome with a negative emotion”.

But yes, I fucking hate this kind of hyperbole in news headlines. The other one I see is blasts like somebody legit fired a Kamehameha wave at somebody else.

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CEO slammed with negative emotions after realizing layoffs have consequences

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This is one of the most absurd examples I’ve ever seen. This shit drives me crazy.

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33 points

Flabbergasted!

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Flummoxed!

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Gobsmacked!

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Especially when these whole articles revolve around couple sentences in an earnings call which were basically “it had a bigger effect than we expected, but we’re doing okay now.” I’m sure as an excuse for lower than expected profits in that period.

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12 points

This guy needs to slam somebody.

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2 points

Fuck I hate that word now

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11 points

It’s just another example of news orgs running interference for a twenty-something dbag "entrepreneur"who has no idea how his business works.

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one can only dream!

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92 points

Layoffs are a leadership failure so should always be accompanied by firing them too

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Not to his paycheck, it didn’t.

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They only do this for end of year bonuses for shareholders and the C level folks. They don’t give a single shit about who it affects. People’s lives were ruined over this.

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It’s just insane to me that it even takes 1500 people to run Spotify to begin with

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Techwise it probably doesn’t, but then there’s marketeers, sales, accountants, legal, etc…

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It’s the music industry. Probably 50% lawyers.

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People think that because you can build a Spotify clone with two sticks and a heroku subscription it must not need a lot of people to work on. It’s what Elon said about Twitter prior to buying it and gutting all the features.

These apps are first and foremost businesses with legal, HR, and all sorts of other roles before you get to product. And the products are so mature, so complex, that you need dozens of teams to cover the entire thing

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Why not? Some companies do have a fraction of Spotify users and have around 100 software engineers. Things do not run by themselves. Also they are in many countries so you need to keep up with legal changes…

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I can see the need for those engineers but more importantly, Spotify needs sales people.

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Spotify is also a record label now. They probably need an entire division devoted just to the marketing and strategy needed to make that successful

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