25 points

Please take a shower

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15 points

Literally 1984

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8 points

Wondering if this is an unpopular opinion: if you don’t like the unwashed smell of your partner then that’s your body telling you you’re not a good biological match.

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3 points

Guess I am no match with anime fans and gamers

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15 points

There’s a difference between a natural musk and just straight up dirty though.

That being said, you’re unlikely to be considerably dirty after 2 days of chillin inside.

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1 point

Yes.

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33 points

that sounds like weird evopsych bullshit

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1 point

I don’t think smell is even in the top 50 reasons that people end up with their partners, consciously or subconsciously.

If anyone’s done a test of whether long-term partners generally adhere to those pheromone rules I’d consider that interesting, but initial attraction, scent-based or otherwise, isn’t what determines long-term compatibility with a person.

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10 points

Sounds like a musk fetish to me. No shame ofc. Get that stink

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7 points

My poor fucking nostrils

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2 points

You realise this idea exists independently of decent hygiene, right?

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No I don’t smelly boi (it’s a joke don’t be mad)

Seriously though natural BO? No way it smells bad because bacteria eat your oils and poop it out onto your skin.

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12 points

I like the smell of my partner in the morning, but not after a hot sunny day. I think there are different levels of unwashed to consider.

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3 points

some people just have a smell that nobody would like so Imma judge that take complete horseshit

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30 points

Is this really a post both gatekeeping poor hygiene and implying it is positive? Gross dude, take a fucking shower.

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5 points

It Is A Joke

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13 points

Take less showers if you wanna talk to me, normie.

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12 points

I’m good, I don’t even want to talk to myself when I’m all stinky Lmao.

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9 points

Okay normie

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17 points

If normie means taking showers, I’ll take that moniker gladly lmao. I’m a stinky fucker, I don’t care how neuro-divergent you are, you do not want to be around me if I’m not showering regularly.

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10 points

#🤓

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5 points
(pssst If you wanted the nerd emoji to look bigger you need to add a space after the #)

like this

🤓

or add 5 more #s to make it tiny

🤓

Or use an image to make it even bigger

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1 point

It does look bigger without the space, you need to not be using an app with a horrible poverty renderer

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17 points

What they’re not mentioning is the taking Estrogen part. That’ll cut waaaay back on the ick smell.

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30 points

u might wanna be more physically active tbh

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5 points

Please stop going into the office on 2-3 day old musk.

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I shower twice a day and don’t do shit god damn don’t you sweat?

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8 points

Even if sweating unless is super excessive twice a day seems super excessive.

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9 points

This is usually considered bad for your skin

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6 points

I need my balls lickable and my ass eatable

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