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Did you know that Lemmy will automatically censor your password if you type it into a comment? Look, my password is *************

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hunter2

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All I see is ******* /joking, don’t give out your password folks.

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/joking

Fucking hell

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Hi, Kit!

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holy crap, really? lemme test

minecraft123

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help how do i delete a comment

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It’s okay it shows it for you because you already know it, it’s censored for me

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Open file explorer and delete your system 32 folder.

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deleted by user

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I’m waiting for your account to offer me a deal on BTC.

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Hunter2

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Oh wow surprisebuttsex696969

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Also known as unexpected item in the bagging area

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I don’t know what you are doing in the baggage area but I’m here for it

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Hey, we have the same password!

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HEY YOU LIED

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No it only shows your password to you. Only you can see hunter2, everyone else just sees *******

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This guy is a god damn phony

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Mua, muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHA cough muahahaha!

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Let’s try this, sounds fun:

p4s$w0яd123

Edit: didn’t work for me =(

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guest

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“We’re so in sync! I bet our social security numbers are almost the same- what’s yours?”

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your modelling job at Shutterstock

If this is real it’s the saddest way to create a fake profile. They probably left the watermark in.

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Lmfao that’s too good

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I hope it’s a bot and not someone that’s scamming with their heart just not in it.

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It’s not, that guy constantly tweets this sort of joke. The shutterstock thing is just part of it.

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I’m noping out of there as soon as someone calls me king. Cringe AF.

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“It’s EMPEROR. Get it right!”

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when she calls me imperator 😍

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“My king!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove.”

Thrown out window noises

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“I’m sadly just a duke now, succession has caused me to lose the throne. Please do not call me that again or my brother will have me beheaded.”

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You need to work on your honourific Game, just emperor isn’t enough.

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Exactly!

“GOD EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN AND THE UNKNOWN UNIVERSE” or GTFO!!!

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God-Emprah of Mankind?

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When everyone is a king or a queen…we have one fucked up system of government, right there.

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“King? I didn’t vote for you!”

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Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!

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