58 points

Reminds me of lolcode:

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
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51 points

And that’s how rappers became the top programmers in the industry

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25 points

Can’t wait to see Lil Yachty around work

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Artistry, on god frfr 🙏🙏

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I have to say, I like the substitution of yeet for return. No cap.

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All of my returns are going to be yeet from now on

My code reviewers will respond to my commits with on god 🙏

My manager will do girl math to determine my next raise

#zoom

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Rust has an RFC that wants to consider yeet as a keyword for throwing an exception, I think they’re currently keeping it as a placeholder just in case

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AFAIK they’re not seriously considering it as a keyword, but they agreed that in all discussion about the semantics of exceptions they will use “yeet” as a placeholder for the keyword, so people will actually discuss the semantics and not whether the keyword is gonna be “raise”, “throw”, “except” or whatever (so-called Bikeshed Effect)

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Pro tip: the arguments to main() don’t have to be named argc and argv.

Also, you forgot to #define an alias for atoi, and number, n, and i could’ve been named something more on fleek.

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Also could have takin out mains return type and used sus chief

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number is a variable i think

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Yes, as are n and i. Do they not deserve ‘fleekness?’

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sorry i misread. i thought u meant number was not #define’d

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