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You are going to kill someone.

For anyone reading this - do not do this. There is a huge risk of aspirating on your own vomit and dying because you don’t wake up due to the sleeping pill.

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i wihs you tigold me fkokner soienr sooner

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Just eat some of your banana stock you’ll be fine

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It’s the Jimmy Joplin cocktail.

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Stop caffeine consumption

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Some of it is genetic but mostly it’s conditioning, like in the Military.

EDIT: To clarify, veterans often (but not always) wake up before dawn consistently for decades after their service. I don’t really recommend it as an option, but it’s proof of concept.

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Kids, kid’s sports and work. Or conditioning, like you said

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Yeah, I got the conditioning during college. Work 32 hours a week while taking 15 credits, you won’t have time for sleep. Work 7:30am-4pm MWF, go right to campus for some homework and dinner before class 6pm-9pm. Then go home and do homework/sleep. Tu/Tr have class from 10am-2pm and work 3pm-7pm and then work on homework, housework, gym. You won’t have the energy to stay up late.

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I stopped drinking, got a dog, and changed my gender. Now I’m up at 7am every day.

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So it does require a surgery.

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This is a common myth that perpetuates anti-trans gender talking points.

The majority of transgender people get zero surgeries.

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Of all those, I bet getting the dog was the biggest factor, lol. They need you when they need you. The threat of waking up to a puddle of pee is a motivator.

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Seems pretty drastic just to sleep better. Hopefully you had reasons for getting a dog other than to solve a sleep issue.

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Honestly, dogs are a full time commitment. Don’t get one on a whim.

They might be a part of your life but you are their whole life.

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I miss my dogs so so much, but since I live alone and work ungodly hours these days, I don’t see dog ownership happening again until retirement. As things presently stand, I cannot be the owner a dog deserves.

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And for stopping the drinking

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And changing genders

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Honestly it’s as good a reason as any for quitting drinking

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an alarm clock and some self control

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Oh gee thanks why didn’t I think of that

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