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Yeah. They implant self control. Obviously if you want to you will, but he doesn’t want to so he won’t. Simple as.

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It helps to not dread tomorrow

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Yup, I have a job I enjoy, and it turns out I don’t need an alarm to get up to go to it.

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Explain!

/s

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16 points

That definitely sounds like it requires a surgery.

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3 points

What worked for me: marry one of those people

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Didn’t work for my wife.

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It only works for men.

If women marry a man that sleeps in then he is lazy and needs to be woken up or he’s a bum. If a woman marries a man and she sleeps in he’s a dickhead if he doesn’t let her get her beauty sleep and he’s lazy if he goes to bed early.

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Yup, am apparently lazy.

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6 points

I did marry one. A decade later, nothing has changed (not for lack of trying). :(

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1 point

Absolutely fucking not.

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15 points

For some it occurs naturally in their midlife.

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Just move 3 time zones west

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The only reasonable answer

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Honestly, if you’re working remotely, finding a job that has a better fitting schedule, is indeed a good idea. Moving there, though, might not work out as your body might drag you to the same sleeping patterns you had before.

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