35 points

POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design

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23 points

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

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18 points

Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster

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4 points

Fed to the unicorns

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4 points

Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades

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10 points

Hallelujah…?

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7 points

15 minutes ago I said “have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after.” This is better.

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