5 points
Wood chipper
5 points
Only if I can play “It’s Raining Men”
3 points
7 points
15 minutes ago I said “have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after.” This is better.
18 points
Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster
4 points
4 points
35 points
POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design