5 points

Wood chipper

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5 points

Only if I can play “It’s Raining Men”

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3 points

🎵It’s raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?

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7 points

15 minutes ago I said “have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after.” This is better.

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18 points

Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster

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4 points

Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades

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4 points

Fed to the unicorns

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35 points

POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design

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