77 points

reeducation camps for every American. this is not ironic

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62 points

Gotta start with just plain old education camps

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Who’s gonna staff all these camps?

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Clones of Comrade Xi

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Microsoft Copilot™️

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72 points

Once again joining the pandemic on the side of the disease. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!

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69 points

the government should start wholeheartedly recommending unhealthy things so that child-brained Americans do the opposite

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“Go back to work, covid is only contagious for 3 days. Masks are no longer required and we will black bag you if you wear one to a protest.”

They’re already doing this and Americans don’t actually care what they say, they just do what they want to. “You can’t tell me what to do” only comes out when the government tells them to do the opposite of what they want. When told to do the thing they were already going to do, they just take it as permission to do it to an absurd extreme. It’s not oppositional defiance, so reverse psychology doesn’t work. It’s individualist ideology taken to its logical conclusion.

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40 points

“The government recommends you eat an all meat diet.”

Jordan Peterson: “clean your room and eat broccoli, bucko”

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Nah that won’t work. Chuds have no consistency besides inconsistency, they have a counter-productive sixth sense for this shit. If the government tells them to do shit they don’t want to do that’s come from the Judaeo-Bolsehvik trans-satanist kabal. If the government tells them to do something they want to do that’s coming from the Patriots loyal to Trump within the system. That or they just strategically ignore things they’ve previously said.

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You’re likely correct, it’s pure brainworms all the way down

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the government should start recommending only healthy things so child-brained Americans continue to do what they’re doing now (except worse)

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49 points

The rest of the world as the US kills itself by deliberately infecting every citizen with H5N1:

(Sadly it will spread to every country in the world as the US sends out plague missionaries)

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45 points

Why, why does this country have to be like this?

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27 points

Ahem ze death drive eez stronk mit deez ones

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