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reeducation camps for every American. this is not ironic

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Gotta start with just plain old education camps

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Who’s gonna staff all these camps?

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Clones of Comrade Xi

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Microsoft Copilot™️

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36 points

Well, they just had such consistent and well-received handling of the COVID pandemic that I’m sure this is a temporary setback.

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72 points

Once again joining the pandemic on the side of the disease. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!

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Before the genocide, TikTok would show me “all natural” type cc (because I would muh debate them in the comments like a dummy).

I remember this one lady that talked about how she would buy raw milk and puppies from an Amish family.

Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.

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Is buying Amish puppy bad

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34 points

Yes. Unless you have more information, its safe to assume most Amish dog breeders are puppy mills.

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The Amish are known for being pretty terrible to puppies, honestly maybe worse than your standard puppy mill.

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Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.

That situation is perfectly darkly hilarious plus it has panache. I’m stealing it.

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you can’t make an avocado from ice cream. not spinach either

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Can’t make an egg without breaking some chickens

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She also had a new Jersey accent

Edit: I couldn’t find that specific TikTok and I don’t want to continue browsing the raw milk side of TikTok

For your sin of making me go there, in the name of good Samaritanism I gift you this

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLbNA3PM/

I saw it so you have to too

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For a second I was very confused and thought you made an mysterious joke about one of my step-moms who was a Brit.

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Maybe soon the UK phrase “bits” will enter everyday speech.

CW: pus and blood

“What are the little dots?”

“The little dots are the tasty bits. They’ve got the pus and blood.”

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11 points

Steven Universe voice The bits! The bits!

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7 points

I think the pus is there throughout anyway

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Spread that nicely on some toast dearie, it’s a good replacement for lard

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