I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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Riker bangs an alien.

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They said an episode

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Then I guess “the holodeck is broken” is out of the question as well.

Also “guess which cast member knows how to sing?”

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

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Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.

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When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

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OP said worst. That’s the best.

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Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

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Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.

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This one wins

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