What the fuck are you even talking about?
So Jesus is a “fallen man”, ok.
@Spike Just ask Maria Magdalene ;)
He also only turned the water into wine because his mother nagged him to do it. Two of the people thought to be the most perfect and infallible in Christian tradition are actually fallen people. I think it’s pretty noble to abstain from alcohol or other addictions but the way this guy does it is so belittling.
Fruits that fall off the tree ferment and make alcohol. Monkeys, apes, and other animals eat them for the alcoholic effect.
It makes sense if you believe in science and stuff, but if you were a true Christian you would know that holly sweet Jesus of America turned water into wine, which has nothing to do with alcohol. It is His sacred blood that for some reason also tastes like old grape juice. Don’t judge me and make your own research.
Thoughts and prayers, libtard!
If anything, God made alcohol incredibly prevalent and easy to discover and produce
Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it’s the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well…until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.
Mmmmm hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ
This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver’s license
Should introduce this guy to the raccoons that get drunk and fat from the apples that ferment after falling off our tree.
God didn’t make yeast?