161 points

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

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There’s microplastics in your urine too.

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Wait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?

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Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing

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14 points

So is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.

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4 points

PVC is stored in the balls.

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122 points

They say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.

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Not even in the Mayo clinic?

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They stayed above the waist.

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Fair enough, how are you doing now? Any word out from them yet?

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They’re calling but Dr. Ham on 3 so hold the Mayo

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17 points

You are a heavy sleeper.

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11 points

Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?

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They said “every testicle in study.”

Yours were not in the study.

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6 points

Can you prove it?

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yes.

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Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…

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Pee is stored in the balls.

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5 points

As far as you know.

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Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.

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11 points

Wait. Both left and right?

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Even the center one?

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Big oil has literally attacked our nuts.

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Big oil literally attacking our deez nuts.

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Goteeem Gotusss

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Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

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The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics

The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white

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Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.

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Rub a lil icy hot on em

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