idk just a random scenario stuck in my head
- You retain all intelligence.
- You must have confirmation yourself that your message reached the president.
- You can’t pick human as your animal.
- The president as referring to Joe Biden. Other country presidents are accepted though.
Why would you want to turn back?
Parrot, probably the African Grey. Because you can talk. Being a talking bird with a heck of a vocabulary asking to get a message to the president is probably going to get the White House social media office’s attention, and maybe then the president.
Kinda cheating, but that would probably work.
OP said you retain your own intelligence, so I don’t see why a parrot would be any better than any animal with lips and vocal chords that could theoretically support humanlike speech.
oh but that’s basically only humans. our mouths are one of our fairly unique features.
I’d become a loving purring cat and would look for a household that would treat me like I treat my cats right now. They’re the 1% of the animal kingdom, might as well get the animal life I won’t ever get as a human. Not even trying once to do the president quest.
Raccoon. Live new life as trash panda, never turn back.
I’d be the President’s dog. And then I’d just need to get their attention at that point, so I’ll keep biting his secret service agents until finally they start to wonder what’s up. It shouldn’t take more than 3 or 4 bites for people to realize I’m trying to send a message, right?
