idk just a random scenario stuck in my head
- You retain all intelligence.
- You must have confirmation yourself that your message reached the president.
- You can’t pick human as your animal.
- The president as referring to Joe Biden. Other country presidents are accepted though.
velociraptor, go to park, write my message in the dirt and addess it to the president, wait for news coverage to start. pretty sure some president will hear about the literate velociraptor quick
Dragon. I think at that point any message I give him is going to be heard so I’m gonna take my sweet time and once I get a bit more bored I’m gonna fly over the WH roaring “hey Joe, it’s genocide!”.
I love how 80% of the comments are “Fuck the president, I want to be an animal!”
I don’t disagree.
Other country presidents are accepted though.
There’s the trick. Chose a small country, where the president is less busy and not as well guarded. I’d turn into an iceland pony. Scratch a message into the ground and the president will be around shortly; nice photo op for the tourists. There’s enough people there who speak english. Alternatively, Ireland would be a good pick if you want to be sure they speak english.
When I turn into a sloth I stay a sloth
