5 points

Cook 4 portions.

1 for now

1 for lunch

2 to freeze

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24 points

You are both cooking too slowly and eating too fast

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Yeah, honestly. It’s a crap meme. Maybe it feels like 2 hours because its boring for you. If you cook for 2 hours likely one part of it is putting something into the oven for 1 1/2 hours.

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Not everyday can be a Rachael Ray 30 minute meal.

I make chicken pot pie weekly. Mirepoix, peel dice potatoes, constantly stir so roux doesn’t clump. It’s 90 minutes of non stop cooking and 30 minutes of oven.

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Do you divide it up into seven meals and eat chicken pot pie everyday?

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1 point

Try cooking a whole chicken a 700°C for 30 minutes and see what happens.

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Is that the only option everyday? A whole fucking chicken? People are ridiculous.

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No but you commented that they were cooking for too long with no idea of what was being cooked.

I have an example of what needs a longer cooking time.

The ridiculousness comes from you commenting without having any idea what OP was cooking and not providing advice of things that can be cooked quickly.

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3 points

Stop boggis-shaming me

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Take 10 minutes to spatchcock your bird and it will cook in 40 minutes

Wash up whilst it cooks

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Or just use a convection oven. They’re super fast. 6 drumsticks or 4 thighs in 20 minutes.

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10 points

Well you’re not really supposed to use a pottery kiln.

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I tried this recipe and it was awesome. The charring made the chicken absolute 10/10, would bang.

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so maybe don’t cook a whole chicken?

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What are you cooking that takes 2 hours every day? I cook most of my own meals and i don’t often go over an hour of cooking and most of that is just waiting.

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What meals do you cook?

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8 points

With leftovers most meals take a couple minutes!

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Even if it does take 2 hours start to finish, I have to imagine there’s at least SOME part of the recipe that involves waiting for something to cook. That’s dishwashing time right there.

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Yup, and unless you let it dry in for a few hours after eating, then final cleanup should be done in a jiffy.

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1 point

Not everyday, but some dishes take time

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I once made Coq au Vin, it took around 2 hours, and I never felt like cooking that again.

At least it was really tasty.

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and that’s why proper coq au vin is a fancy schmancy dish, not something you cook every day.

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I mean… just yesterday I slow cooked something for 8 hours and ate in 30 minutes with some left over. That doesn’t mean I have to treat it all as “cooking time”.

If I am cooking something more labor intensive then I may just simultaneously cook something else for the week/meal prep/clean used dishes in the gaps in time.

Still It does feel like that sometimes. The only other thing you can really do is cook enough portions for a few meals so that you can reheat for later meals.

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When you put it like that, being an adult is so fun!

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1 point

I think it’s the exclamation points! For example: I’m constipated!

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Yeah, slow cooking, especially in sous vide, is the best! Especially with 24 hour recipes. You just put stuff in a bag for tomorrow!

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Everyone is focused on the cooking time and not the punchline, which is still needing to do the dishes.

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Well yeah. Unless you’re using disposable plates, you’re going to still have to do dishes. Fewer, but still.

But you can reduce that with things like a slow cooker, and one pot meals.

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  1. Dump ingredients straight on the countertop.
  2. Use a Boring Company™ Not A Flamethrower™ to roast/flambe.
  3. Lick the finished meal off the countertop.
  4. No dishes!
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Using a Musk flamethrower is so uncivilized!

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I absolutely went through a phase (6-8 years) of just using paper plates and paper cups, and just tossing it.

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The only time I need to do dishes after cooking is when I am cooking something that needs constant attention, too many things at once, orI’m just lazy

Usually I just have the skillet I cooked in and the plate/silverware I used

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Making a meal falls into three parts: prep, cook, and clean. I used to hate the ‘boring, standing on my aching feet’ prep bit, so I’d try to fit the prep into the little gaps in cooking. Of course, 8 couldn’t do it and I had to keep adjusting things - taking something off heat/down heat, whatever - to finish the prep for the next stage. The constant adjustments made the food not as good, the cooking unnecessarily stressful, and left me exhausted with a sink full of dishes at the end.

Nowadays, I sit in front of the tv. I do my prep there, all the peeling and chopping and slicing and dicing. When I cook, everything is ready for me to add to the dish, so the food tastes better and cooking itself is much less stressful. And I use the little bits of spare time during cooking to rinse the dishes and put them in the dishwasher. When I’m done cooking, I only have the last handful of things to put in the dishwasher, plus whatever plates from the meal itself.

My life is much easier, all because I now watch TV.

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15 points

You also forgot about planning and shopping.

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Honestly, meal kits are clutch for this since they provide everything and the most effort needed by me is putting them away. 2 nights a week it makes my job of figuring out what to eat and how to make it a lot easier.

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Ah. So, I get a farm share every week. ‘Planning’ is looking at the list of what I’m getting and figuring out what I can make from it - although I’ve been doing this long enough that I actually have a selection of recipes that I re-use year to year, so I spend more time digging the recipe out then I do actually ‘planning’.

The weekly shopping is usually about 5 ‘missing’ ingredients that I need for my chosen dishes, plus whatever staples I’ve run out of. I usually go shortly before the store closes for the night, and it takes about 15 minutes.

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pasta, protein, some vegetable, fat to fry the protein in, cream boiullon and some spice for the sauce.

oh the horrors

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2 points

Mise en place avec télé

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Oui!

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5 points

Do some dishes while you’re cooking.

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