I can poop on the floor. But I bet you can too.

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Instructions unclear. Anyone know how to clean a popcorn ceiling?

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Pre or post pop?

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Psssshhhhhh, look at this guy, existing! Not like the rest of us simulated humans! Buy ovaltine! Just sitting around in society. Pretending to exist, so we can slip subtle advertising into daily conversations. Buy ovaltime! Bet you didn’t realize that we’re all in the matrix, and your entire purpose for existance is to be made to be miserable. Currency is worthless outside the matrix. We’re only doing this to make all in the matrix suffer!!!

Mwahahahaha!!! Thats my evil laugh! Do you like it?

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Well I’m a flow artist, so that. Is feeling like a badass useless?

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What’s a flow artist?

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Oh cool, I’ve seen people do this pyrotechnics

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There’s a bit of me that I can put in certain other people, and it will cause a smaller version of us to form.

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I can bend my knees backwards by, like, 20°.

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Pfff. Everyone can do that… Two times.

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