I can poop on the floor. But I bet you can too.
Psssshhhhhh, look at this guy, existing! Not like the rest of us simulated humans! Buy ovaltine! Just sitting around in society. Pretending to exist, so we can slip subtle advertising into daily conversations. Buy ovaltime! Bet you didn’t realize that we’re all in the matrix, and your entire purpose for existance is to be made to be miserable. Currency is worthless outside the matrix. We’re only doing this to make all in the matrix suffer!!!
Mwahahahaha!!! Thats my evil laugh! Do you like it?
Well I’m a flow artist, so that. Is feeling like a badass useless?
There’s a bit of me that I can put in certain other people, and it will cause a smaller version of us to form.
I can bend my knees backwards by, like, 20°.