29 points

I hope some cop gets their hand chopped off.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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Hey you jogged my memory. Is this from “i have no moth but i must scream?”

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25 points

All my moths gone

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19 points

yes

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12 points

Me lamenting no moth gf

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20 points

Cant wait to see this break down 😁😁😁

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Finally a vehicle that captures the full essence of policing:

-Doesn’t do the job it’s supposed to

-Boasts that it is strong and can handle any situation but stops functioning at the slightest challenge to its abilities

-Supposed to be very safe, is actually incredibly dangerous

-Claims to be the toughest/bravest/most groundbreaking out of all its competition, but is actually one of the worst amongst competitors

-Poorly designed and equipped to do the job expected of it

-Very few people actually feel safe around it

-Extremely high budget item that does very little

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33 points

I do wonder how long that battery will last if they have it on all day to keep perfect internal temp

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24 points

Good, then I know they’ll be ticketing people where there’s electric car parking.

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This is a good thing. Giving the police a car that doesn’t work is a kind of police abolition. The only problem is that the doors might kill suspects

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15 points

The only issue is that they will just buy another car as well, wasting more tax payer money.

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7 points

Money spent in internal US military is money not spent in external US military

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13 points

wasting more tax payer money.

don’t give a shit

“taxpayers” is social fascist rhetoric that we should excise

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