92 points
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Finally a vehicle that captures the full essence of policing:

-Doesn’t do the job it’s supposed to

-Boasts that it is strong and can handle any situation but stops functioning at the slightest challenge to its abilities

-Supposed to be very safe, is actually incredibly dangerous

-Claims to be the toughest/bravest/most groundbreaking out of all its competition, but is actually one of the worst amongst competitors

-Poorly designed and equipped to do the job expected of it

-Very few people actually feel safe around it

-Extremely high budget item that does very little

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33 points

I do wonder how long that battery will last if they have it on all day to keep perfect internal temp

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24 points

Good, then I know they’ll be ticketing people where there’s electric car parking.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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Hey you jogged my memory. Is this from “i have no moth but i must scream?”

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25 points

All my moths gone

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19 points

yes

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12 points

Me lamenting no moth gf

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Critical support to Tesla in their plans of sabotaging police

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5 points

Hell, maybe the cars will take off a few officers’ hands in the process

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41 points

Full support, give all cops shitty cars that will probably kill them

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They are more likely to kill other people with this piece of shit than themselves

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9 points

they were more likely to kill you anyways because they are cops

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35 points

100% in support of cops blowing their budget on these broken-ass pieces of shit

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14 points

I was going to say I’m all for the cops using a vehicle so unreliable a software update could bring a police chase to a screeching halt.

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12 points

Cops crashing and the lack of crumple points liquefies them.

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6 points

The downside is that they’re going to ask for a 100% budget increase to replace the existing fleet.

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