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Wow this is so hard on point!

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Nothing could possibly benefit that company as much as Elon Musk getting demotivated and no longer coming in to work.

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Tesla getting a new CEO is the only way Tesla is going to win back the demographics that Musk chased away acting like a dumb toddler.

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ie: the people who care about climate change enough to spend $40-100K on EVs of mediocre build quality.

I suppose his maliciously designed Truck will convert a few bro-dozers who need a new truck to commute in, but I don’t think it’ll help Teslas bottom line.

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I don’t think you understand just how upset he’s going to be if he doesn’t get 46 billion.

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He’s almost definitely going to call someone a pedo again.

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Save $46 billion and have musk leave? Thats win-win if I’ve ever seen it.

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If the stock wasn’t so overly valued based on Musk-lies I’d agree, but I think they’re in trouble either way.

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Musk knows something unrelated that’s gonna bring down Teslas stock and this is how he’s gonna exploit it?

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My money out on a major state banning the cyber truck after it Julians a pedestrian.

I know that a normal car with sharp protruding bodywork/rust holes, wouldn’t pass the safety inspection in at least the 2 New England states I’ve owned cars in.

I could see CA and the rest of the west coast banning their sales first, or requiring so much rework that they aren’t viable cars there.

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Grab 5 of the top engineers, sales people, and marketing at the company, double their pay, and grant them a $1,000,000,000 bonus in 5 years time if they beat certain performance metrics. Have them sit on a board as coCEOs and watch true motivation. Kick out the guy that’s demanding 3 times your annual income as “motivational” compensation.

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I remember when Bill Gates was the richest person on the planet with $45 billion total and it was covered in all the news. Things have gone more out of control than anyone could’ve imagined.

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And Bill sold his soul honestly with hard work, not instead of it

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