53 points

This is gish propaganda. Nothing wrong with two barbs side by side soaking up damage together or two casters taking turns wiping the field from a tall spot.

Everyone could use a healer, though.

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Healers aren’t rare. We just roll with each other.

https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0077.html

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Was about to say, I’m a healer main who married a healer main. It has its perks

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My local stadium hires a security company called DPS. I stopped one of them and said “y’all’s comp is unbalanced, try sprinkling in some mages and tanks” and he had no idea what I was talking about.

Bystander laughed though so it wasn’t wasted time.

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also consider polamory as you want the trifecta and maybe even an extra dps or two.

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Half of all polycules come about solely to form an adequately-sized D&D campaign.

(Or so all the relevant polyam memes in my FB feed tell me.)

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I was about to say that was probably a joke but then I thought about the other 2 couples I’ve done D&D with and, yeah, no, accurate

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Oh no, it’s definitely a thing. I’ve been polyamorous for 10 years, and I can count on one hand the number of polyam people in my circles who aren’t into either D&D or board games.

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It checks out. A friend of mine GM’s for her sister and her sister’s two boyfriends.

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2 points

Lol

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6 points

Just make sure everyone has their WIS maxed out or you’ll have a bad time.

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3 points

lets not ask for the moon. how are we going to find one dps with high wis much less two.

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4 points

Or polearmory, that reach is very helpful

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33 points

New existential crisis unlocked: what class am I?

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34 points

Oh it’s easy. Check your character sheet top right

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Oh… Oh, no! I was supposed to have a character sheet?!

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9 points

As long as you brought food, the dungeon master won’t kick you out

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First you got to have the existential crisis of figuring out what system you are playing. You can’t just assume D&D. Once you get that out of the way save room on your schedule for a smaller crisis about which edition you are dealing with…

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Gawd damn it, can’t ever be simple, can it…

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Hahaa, Chaotic Good Human Monk! Guess I’m stayin’ single, babyyy!

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2 points

140 questions. I’m out.

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2 points

I answered all of them and then it crashed when I submitted…

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I started this on my break, made it to question 14 until i started scrolling to see the end…i gave up.

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2 points

You’re fringe class

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OK but literally. I’m a healer. Started dating a tank main. Dps are a dime a dozen so we never have queue issues.

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I’m the healer and my partner is a dps. Healers and Tanks seem so criminally underplayed that I alone massively skew the queue times.

Healer and Tank combo must be borderline instant

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