30 points

You gotta push the perineum after the piss. Push out the last piss. Right behind the balls. Push it. Trust me.

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i see people saying this on the internet sometimes and ive given it a fair shot and i gotta be honest, it simply does not work at all. accomplishes nothing. feels mildly uncomfortable and doesn’t get any extra piss.

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Yeah it’s weird. No matter what I do, no matter how long I wait, there’s always still some piss left in there.

The only thing that works for me is to sit down, stand up again, and then the you can get the last droplets out. I think male anatomy is just like that tbh.

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8 points

it’s a timeless frustration.

No matter how I shake and dance, the last two drops go in my pants

is older than pants

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1 point

What video service is best to upload an instruction video to for this?

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8 points

clear your cannon, fellas

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27 points

Huge turn-off. I recommend getting The Surgery so it’s no longer an issue.

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29 points

Penis lengthening, so it drips on your sock instead?

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15 points

no, a giant metal rod down the urethra is the only solution that is acceptable

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27 points

Well that would make a vas deferens.

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the first sound plan I’ve seen on here

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5 points

good post!

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What if we had pee proof underwear, but just for the fellas?

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18 points

Step one on the road to stillsuits

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7 points

Also stoolsuits

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Oh hell yeah. Like those work shirts that have a water repellant added to them but for your undies?

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13 points

Dude Dipes

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12 points

or what if there was something like a tiny tampon that you could

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I’m not a lady but I know ladies think piss stains are a TURN ON!!

Be proud of your piss!

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16 points

you gotta give

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