27 points

Huge turn-off. I recommend getting The Surgery so it’s no longer an issue.

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29 points

Penis lengthening, so it drips on your sock instead?

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5 points

good post!

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15 points

no, a giant metal rod down the urethra is the only solution that is acceptable

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the first sound plan I’ve seen on here

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27 points

Well that would make a vas deferens.

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9 points

Oh right, Post Micurial Dribble.

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I’m not a lady but I know ladies think piss stains are a TURN ON!!

Be proud of your piss!

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16 points

you gotta give

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What if we had pee proof underwear, but just for the fellas?

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12 points

or what if there was something like a tiny tampon that you could

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Oh hell yeah. Like those work shirts that have a water repellant added to them but for your undies?

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13 points

Dude Dipes

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Step one on the road to stillsuits

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7 points

Also stoolsuits

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