51 points

At 7 cubits tall his skull would still not be that big. They should have claimed it was a nephilim skull instead.

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7 cubits = 3.2m = 10.5ft

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10.5ft = 10’ 6"

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10’ 6" = 1.8806 Smoots

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lol how is goliath proof for creationism. it’s just some big rando. this is so silly

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Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I’ve definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.

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Wine didn’t exist until Jesus got tired of water and wanted to catch a buzz.

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God created one very big dude one time specifically so that his Prophesized God-King could bean the giant in the head with a big rock. We know this to be true because of this definitely real and serious image of a big fossilized human skull.

If evolution were real, we’d have an entire genetic lineage of giants running around. But we don’t, because no other very absolutely credibly real super-sized skulls have ever appeared in a picture before.

So, checkmate Atheists.

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If anything, i think a giant human would impy evolution. People don’t grt that big anymore, so like they evolved to a smaller size

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118 points

“Finally found some credible evidence”

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Seymour! Your pants are on fire!

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Haha, no mother. It’s just the Northern Lights.

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38 points

Also curious as to how it ended up it central Italy.

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20 points

A wizard did it.

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And how it was exposed to the elements, sitting on the forest floor, and yet survived…. Remarkably intact…

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God works in mysteeeeeerious ways…

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if you like me are curious where the battle was meant to have taken place it’s here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KGYCh7dmVGvcJ9CD6

tbh not that difficult to sail to Italy so I guess the case is still open

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First they would have to carry the head to the coast which is no easy task without a Toyota. You make it sound like crossing the Mediterranean is easy but storms are frequent and problematic. The ancient Israelites were not known for their seafaring prowess. In fact, they once got lost in the desert for 40 fucking years, so their ability to navigate by the stars is doubtful. Once they arrived in Italy, then, they would have had to cart that monstrosity hundreds of miles to Rome. And remember, this was before all road led there so, even more difficult. Finally, one should ask themselves why they would bother.

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well some people would do anything for head

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Exactly, at the time only Nissan was widely available, which is useless for this purpose.

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The Mediterranean is very stormy. It’s a lot more difficult than you would think.

There is a reason half of The Odyssey is Odysseus getting shipwrecked or blown off course by one storm or another.

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Israel, Italy. I’ve never been to either, so they’re basically the same place /s

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You don’t know? Unlike the rest of italy, central italy is famously situated in the middle east

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I thought you were going to say the middle of Italy, that would have been a crazy coincidence in the naming!

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Truly!

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Also Goliath was canonically 9 ft 9 inches tall. That fake skull alone is at least 2 feet tall. The average proportion of head to body height in humans is a ratio of 1:7.5. So the owner of this skull would likely be at least 15 feet tall. Much larger than Goliath.

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Goliath was actually built like Ivankov from One Piece

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HEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW!!!

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Maybe he was the original Funko Pop?

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