PSA.

If you wanna cut the circulation off to your wang, just hold it tighter. That way you can just let go and not need to go to the hospital.

Some people involve more than their hand in their sexual activities.

What do you mean? Like, they use both hands?

I’m already holding a sandwich and a drink. Are you expecting me to put one down to hold my wang?

Silicone is easy enough to remove.

Instructions unclear: Hand silicone caulked to my cock.

Try saying “caulked cock” 5 times fast

They make rubber rings for this for people with ED. You don’t have to cause yourself injury.

They make rubber rings for this for people ~~with ED~~ who want rock hard boners

Cockrings are dumb, and they deserve this if it happens to them.

A titanium one is a little much, but the right one can be stimulating for both parties.

Some people need them for erectile dysfunction.

And they’ll charge you out the ass for it.

In the US anyways. (I get it’s a joke)

Every ring I’ve ever owned that was made out of titanium has shattered. Seems like you could just crack it with a pair of pliers or something.

Also, the ER probably wouldn’t need to resort to cutting a cock ring in the first place. It has no bones, just get some ice packs on it or worst case scenario do a controlled bleed on the distal portion.

True, a titanium ring has no bones. But won’t ice just shrink the ring. 😉

I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”

It should never be done casually, I’d let a professional physician handle it if I were you.

You know that whole “erection lasting longer than four hours” bit?

Yeah thats how they fix it.

It’s certainly preferred to “uncontrolled”

I didn’t think titanium was prone to shattering. That’s more of a tungsten thing.

Maybe it depends on the alloy?

That must be the case but at the same time it makes me wonder why titanium rings aren’t made with the shatter resistant alloy, or why it’s expensive to get a titanium wedding band that shatters easily but apparently titanium cock rings are common and affordable enough that there’s an ER PSB out on it.

There actually are reasons you want an alloy to break easily, street signs are designed to do this to minimise vehicle damage in a crash while still providing resistance to halt the vehicle as an example.

As for the cock rings, if you asked the metal shop owner that got commissioned for it, they’ll get a thousand yard stare before commenting that it isn’t even close to the most “intimate” custom order they’ve been paid for.

Titanium camping cutlery definetly doesn’t shatter, it bends like steel. But it does scratch easily so maybe your rings used a harder alloy to prevent scratches

What if that’s their kink?

Pretty bad, because the medics and firefighters didnt concent to be part of it.

Oh cmon we are just joking here, no need to be soo seerious and goody two shoes

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