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The top dwarf in the bottom right picture is clearly impaled on the bottom dwarf’s shield spike… 🤔🤨

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What part of “spike down” in the previous image did you not understand?

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The images don’t seem to be a sequence. And there’s clearly no spike on the bottom of the shield in the last picture, so it must be inside the top dwarf’s chest.

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This adds stability to the formation

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Really nice.

However, on the last image, wouldn’t the second dwarf get impaled on the shield?

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Right up the booty!

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Not if the shield-holding dwarf had it upside down like in the foot attack.

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10 points

And all the man has to do is toss him.

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“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”

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That’s why they’re so angry

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Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?

Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.

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You just described a cat.

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Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.

You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.

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I can’t wait

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In a world where Dwarves exist, the humans would modify their armor as well.

They wouldn’t have unprotected legs and feet.

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I’d think it would depend on the frequency of interactions. Leg and foot protection would add weight, so unless the dwarves were expected they might not want to bear the extra burden.

On that note, Lord of the Rings extended editions have been showing in theaters the last couple weekends. I kept thinking how prior to battles the fighters were all geared up and marched for days (or longer) and showed up throwing themselves straight into battle. Here I am not functioning as my soft ass finishes my coffee in bed, trying to negotiate when I need to actually start getting ready for work.

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When I was in the Army we always trained in full combat gear. That gets you used to wearing it so the extra weight isn’t noticeable, and it gets you so familiar with it that it becomes an extension of yourself. I imagine knights of Middle Earth used a similar philosophy. Plus, they were expecting worg attacks on the road and needed to be prepared. They did in-fact face worg attacks, so it’s a good thing they were prepared.

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In the movies, the Uruk-Hai definitely marched from Isengard to Helms Deep in full armor without a supply wagon in sight.

Even when the Uruk-Hai captured Merry and Pippin they were running long distance in full gear.

But stamina in LotR is a little wonky. Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas ran ~130 miles in three days.

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Don’t feel too bad. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

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As a short person, I found this guide very useful to face problems that arise in my day-to-day life.

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Be careful with the leap attack, though. It’ll leave you very vulnerable if you fail or if there are more enemies around.

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Don’t fall.

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Also be careful of the shield spike, the dwarf in the diagram would have just stabbed himself

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