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(Hall of the Mountain King starts paying, preferably a metal version of it)

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Damn, that fucks so hard

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As a short person, I found this guide very useful to face problems that arise in my day-to-day life.

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Be careful with the leap attack, though. It’ll leave you very vulnerable if you fail or if there are more enemies around.

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Don’t fall.

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Also be careful of the shield spike, the dwarf in the diagram would have just stabbed himself

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I love worldbuilding where it makes sense when you just plop it down in a historical context.

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And all the man has to do is toss him.

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Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?

Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.

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Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.

You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.

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I can’t wait

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You just described a cat.

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“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”

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That’s why they’re so angry

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What if the tall man uses a long stick with pointy top?

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According to the bottom left, shield spike attack to the chest.

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Looks like shield spike to chest per 1st bottom image.

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