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Two guys walk into a bar...(lemmy.world)

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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Ok, I liked this more than I should. Pointless in the best way.

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emptyother@programming.dev
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Someone should move that bar before anyone get hurt.

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optional@sh.itjust.works
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Stop lowering the bar!

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edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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But that wouldn’t be fair to all the people that already walked into the bar!

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emptyother@programming.dev
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Are you really bringing politics into MY bar?

Good, it could need some. *Hangs up a rainbow flag to make the bar easier to spot AND to piss off anyone who thinks “politics has no place on bars”.*

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ows@lemmy.world
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Omg. That’s what the bubumche means. I never got that. No one ever explained. Hahaha. Genuinely thought it meant “that’s the punch line”, amazing. I’m halfway through life and still catching up. I am definitely more into the pointless style joke posted by OP.

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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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I dunno, I still think it’s just a punchline marker.

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ows@lemmy.world
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Clearly it is, but I’d missed anything about it being the sound of 2 people managing into something and perhaps it landing on the floor.

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Ech@lemm.ee
6 points

Hah! Classic.

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The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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Is there a rabbi or priest there?

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SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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Yes, but they’re both the same person, and also the bartender.

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Akasazh@feddit.nl
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No but there’s a chemist drinking water and his friend spitting out some hydrogen peroxide

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emptyother@programming.dev
2 points

So… Roll for initiative then?

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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The she turned around and said… so I turned around and said…

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