AcausalRobotGod
I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there’s the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It’s all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!
The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.