They had a lot of subscribers.

Interesting, I knew a guy who worked there for a bit.

I have some competition!

Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round…

Ha ha yeah this totally isn’t the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it’s totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.

the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

I’m an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.

Much like a network, the brain is a series of tubes.