Hell yeah

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there’s the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It’s all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

It’s really annoying because SEARCH IS REALLY GOOD ALREADY and “AI searching” is adding a bad, buggy frontend over either the already good search or a worse version of search (vector DB searches).

A good chunk of philosophers do believe there are moral facts, but this is less useful for these purposes than one would think

The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.

Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.

the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

I’m an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

Ha ha yeah this totally isn’t the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it’s totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.