Step 6: Become a closeted prepper

…this is why I rarely keep olives at home.

What? You don’t go to YT and think “hmm i wonder what color I’m in the mood for today”?

Weirdo.

Not only that, let me hide whole dumbass channels. Then apply a similar function at Google search so I can spare my eyes from seeing a 1000 temu ads with each result.

Just let my choose which sites I want to block from showing me search results and ads.

Nah don’t make it weird

Oh… thanks!

Whenever I’m down, perhaps because I’ve read too much news, or thought too deeply about the stupidity, cruelty and hubris that roams freely in our world, these type of thoughts are what pass through my head. I close my eyes and zoom out until I am a little speck in space, looking down at the big ball floating around in a vast nothingness, and I somehow feel both better and worse. Better, because I get to distance myself from whatever is going on down there that I’m not responsible for, and worse, because there aren’t enough people doing the same.

Get with the times, my dude. The Swedish dish “Hel special” (“full special”) has been a classic since the '40s