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The Assman

Assman@sh.itjust.works
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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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It’s from Tuesday, but it should still be good. Better, even. It gives the flavors time to mingle.

Finally a president with some damn sense

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I for one would like to know when another car isn’t being driven by a human.

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The part where they have a battle over the prison, and after the good guys win they leave their newly secured fortress because some fences got knocked down.

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48% less hog fat? Shrinkflation strikes again.

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Here’s an idea: what if they were both slutty?

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Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.

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I refuse, mainly because I never had an account in the first place

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I love how all of lemmy and many other places on the internet bitched and moaned about people calling for Biden to drop out. Then he did and the party is more energized than it has been in years, and actually has a chance to, ya know, defeat American fascism.

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Wow two people who smoke weed like anime? That’s crazy bro

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Imagine, you’re sitting in a coffee shop enjoying a latte and a guy comes up and says “did you hear about tampon tim?” No one can imagine that. It’s fucking weirdo abnormal behavior.

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