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Those games are also excellent IIRC, especially Michael Keaton’s acting in Batman for the Nintendo Entertainment System however that game is only loosely canon as it states on the game’s Wikipedia.

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Okay, because you said I’m the best, I’ll explain some more because you are right, there are some cases where your Mom gets you “Revenge of the Joker” or “Batman Forever” when you’re a kid and maybe you don’t immediately think back to Michael Keaton’s excellent acting in things like Birdman and Batman Returns on Super Nintendo. Whatever, I’m not trying to judge your mom, how is she supposed to know in 199X which Batman games to get. But here’s the thing, people used to complain all the time about how there weren’t any Batman videogames where you actually feel like Batman until Arkham Asylum and I will tell you right now that is because they suck at videogames. You can actually do almost all of the stuff you see in the Tim Burton movie in this Konami videogame. For example, if you are good enough you can walk through the clown crowd and smash that one intimidating clown’s head with concrete just like in the movie. Michael Keaton has the shortest reach of any person featured in the whole game, just like in the movie, even though about 65% of the game is about punching. Batman can blast through Gotham in the Batmobile and have to shoot boring, bullet-sponge enemies in a confusingly underbaked mandatory vehicle section which is both in the movie and a full 20 years earlier than Arkham Knight made that mistake. Most Lemmy videogamers though? They will never see that vehicle level because it is after Catwoman and the mid-game boss rush and they are poor videogame players, nobody is sure why. You could try and prove me wrong but I’m openly sure that you won’t, because your prose is not that of a Fighting Game Tech-Understander Pro Gamer.

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hi i’m robert reich and i have no idea what is going on or why at any time and that’s my whole thing

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i don’t have time for him beyond whether the last attempt on his life worked and promoting hate-fluff about him doesn’t do anything about his breathing problem

i’d rather have my feed populated by better content

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Stories like this on lemmy are great because you can just block the poster and poof your whole feed improves

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Not going to vote your way out of this one unfortunately

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Gavin Newsom is a neocon freak. He’s like Joe Manchin but with almost a whole coast to abuse.

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Pretty funny to posit that a LLM chatbot ought to talk us out of conspiratorial thinking while running on a corporate GPU farm absolutely BLASTING through electricity and copyright and IP violations because it’s legally convenient for the powerful. Please post more thought provoking unreasonable propaganda.

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Wikipedia is fine, it isn’t “losing prominence.” This is willful misinterpretation of a speech to make it sound more dire, a nonsense AI propaganda angle, and a bunch of ageist nonsense about Gen-Z that will be immediately familiar to anyone who pays attention to this kind of slop.

Please post better articles

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I’ll believe the democrats’ “forceful defense” of abortion rights when they actually legislate to protect it. Until then they are complicit in denying women their rights.

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