Glytch

Everyone needs a “Zero day” every now and then.

It’s a shame he never faced justice for his crimes.

Yeah, I’ve had the opposite experience in my 20+ years of customer service work. Most of the times I’ve been screamed at by an entitled customer, they’ve been upper-middle class.

BMW already tried to charge $18 a month for heated seats.

It’s like they only ever tested it in SoCal on sunny days.

Writing like that is why the Onion is the greatest satire publication in the world.

My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

Yeah, but if you make homebrew they don’t like, they’ll send the Pinkertons after you.

(I know that was about an MTG set. I’m just making a joke about how little faith I have in WOTC.)

Makes me think of my favorite verse to quote in arguments: Pslam 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks (NIV).

Mary Shelley said herself that there are two monsters in the book and both are named Frankenstein.