Unlike the last 2024 years, I have a feeling this one is gonna go by rather sluggishly

My fellow Americains,

Don’t forget to report any local ICE sightings!

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.

He shouldn’t have resisted

I mean good on them for being fully transparent about their mistake and fixing it. 1000x more respectable than any “real” news network.

Not realistic enough: cop didn’t shoot anyone/thing

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I’ve never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

Apologies to whoever originally posted this I downloaded it earlier today