FTFY:

Everybody knows asteroids always fall into craters, so it was just a matter of putting the centre next to the crater so it wasn’t hit.

AND islamophobic people.

That maxim, “There are no atheists in foxholes,” it’s not an argument against atheism — it’s an argument against foxholes.

- James Morrow

There’s only one substance more powerful than adamantium in Marvel comics: popularity-induced plot armour.

I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!

Also not an engraving, nor is it Japanese. It’s from 2007, by Galina Zhiganova, a Russian artist.

Fucking capitalists.

Serves her right for saying “Ni”

Now what?