What if Hamas rigged the inside of a hostage so when a doctor does surgery a little alien springs out and sings “Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my nightime gaaa-al~!” with a barbershop hat and cane before leaving the diner? Really Scary, Right??

a- i- I- hu- uh- n- bwuh- BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG i posted this like a couple hours before the r/thedeprogram discord crisis.

I’m ashamed.

WTFF

Some of them legit think that some fucker in spain who was born 100 years after the fall of the monarchy should rule fr*nce.

Yeah! Much like FDR, he’s giving minor concessions to the workers, with the permission of the bourgeois of course, and making sure that won’t revolt too much! whoo!

As a gay, I’m highly disappointed in the results of our latest Five-Year Agenda.

“Single payer economies leads to bad things like Bolshevism and Stalin”

To an entire empire.