Korrok

Yeah, a friend of mine tried to be vegetarian and then found out that she’s fructose intolerant.

https://imgur.com/a/5P1QEQK

was gonna stop at nothing to fuck me

except for cleaning her pillow case, apparently, lol

Right? They are terrible at flirting.

Oh, I didn’t know poor orientation could also be an autistic trait, that explains things.

A friend once invited me to go watch a movie with her and a couple friends. When I arrived she told me that the others couldn’t make it and she offered me a cocktail. I accepted, watched the movie (on opposite ends of the sofa) and went home. A couple months later I found out that the others were never invited.

This might be more her fault than mine, though.

41°C sounds terrifying to me

wasn’t there a movie a couple years ago where the bad guy was a union member?

Why would you need centimeter-level accuracy?

how is babby formed