They sort of can! Likely, the ads will pause until you put the device back on or direct your attention back to it. Unskippable ads are rolling out on day 1, I’m betting.

Check out what these stupid chuds have to say about it: https://www.youtube.com/live/gseav7sgpks?feature=shared

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear they were doing a bit.

I’ve never seen a less critical tech review; never seen investment advice that was less trustworthy, more of a conflict of interest; these douchebags are willingly blind to the glaring cons of this technology. They have massive portfolios of AAPL and just go on and on about how great it is. I’d say shameful but we’ve been here before with Tesla and they were able to lie their way to the top. The Henry Kissinger of tech stocks.

“I’m wondering if you are the type of person who wants to keep it on all day”

NO ONE will want the embarrassment of keeping this on their face all day. This is like the Segway.

Disagree strongly. If there’s one sure thing in the tech world, it is the fact that electronics get smaller and smaller with each generation.

Hogs are beautiful too! #HogLyfe

BIDEN 2024

WE PLEDGE TO GENTLY PERSUADE ISRAEL TO USE SLIGHTLY SMALLER MISSILES TO TURN INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CIVILIANS INTO BLOODY PASTE.

Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.

I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.

I’d bet money on it… if money mattered after the collapse of human civilization.

They composited out the part where he wandered off, muttering something incoherant to himself.

This. It’s ruining my relationship.

IMO, saliva is the best possible lubricant.

Their new campaign slogan:

“Joe Biden presumably knows roughly which country he is in right now. And that matters. Trump!”