MrFunnyMoustache

Wow, even after reading your comment, I don’t think I would be able to recognise these.

Nice try; Americans don’t have public transport.

/s

I’m so confused with OPM chapter numbers… I thought the latest chapter is 196.

True, I haven’t considered going more than once…

2 hours? As a non-american, I sometimes forget how car-centric and spread out American cities are… I knew Americans drive a lot, but 2 hours? Please tell me that’s the combined back and forth trip, not each way…

A few hours? How far do you live from your work?

Thanks. Always leave a paper trail… especially toilet paper trail.

Write an email to HR, leaving a paper trail in case they retaliate…

If they don’t solve this issue, I would just go home to take a dump and come back without clocking out… If they complain, I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.

You might get fired for it, so I would start applying for other jobs before attempting this.

Are you sure this is a typo and not intentional? This is pretty awesome.

Oh yeah, I have been speedrunning my showers for most of my life, and no one ever told me I was doing it wrong. Only discovered the proper way to shower after seeing a professional car wash… Lol.