I would have never memorized the presidents without Yakko, Wakko and Dot

Uruguay it is then! Please threaten to send me to a country that has 98% renewable energy and a haven for all things open source. I just might be able to survive with my limited knowledge of Esperanto!

Between the Lions. There were far too many Dad puns for my little brain to handle. It broke me

I can’t drive by rock climbing gyms without singing “Cliff Hanger!”

Trying to download … stupid slow bandwidth! D’oh!

I don’t understand how we got into a position where we send tax money to privately funded and religious based schools. I get it that people want to send those kids to private school, but these schools should not be receiving federal subsidies for books, lunches, breakfasts, and whatever else the federal programs pay out for.

Yes, track the dollars even if the outflow is greater than the inflow. Then you will at least have an idea of where to start

Also, generally avoid alcohol consumption. It’s weird that this drink, when consumed regularly, has the ability to hijack and reprogram your biology so much that stopping can kill you. Just best to avoid it.

Yeah, I think I just threw up a little.

It’s no secret that Apartheid Leon is trying to make everything back to the way it was in South Africa when he was a kid.

I’m sure he already has a very nostalgic flag picked out when the name changes to The United States of X.

Get outta here you Hedge Fund Manager! Leave our apps alone!!