Caesar was not involved in the making, selling, or distributing of this salad

Be a man and grab a shovel

Technology in pants has gotten so good that jeans which used to be uncomfortable have now gotten thin, stretchy, and soft while still looking the same

I have that one too

Lenovo Thinkpad and Dell latitude laptops are usually great for reliability and repairability, ifixit has repairability scores if you’re ever curious https://www.ifixit.com/laptop-repairability

EDIT: HP also scores high on a few of their products but I find the company to be quite annoying with their proprietary crap and general business practices (e.g. printer subscriptions)

Paint it, a lot of paint, I mean layers upon layers of paint

I used to always be on my phone in bed late into the night and a way I found to fight insomnia is put phone out of hands reach, meaning you need to get up to reach it, and I would sit on a chair till I get sleepy. You dissociate the bed from phone use and basically train your body to think that bed = sleep instead of bed = doomscroll.

It’s in there, also I didn’t make it, I occasionally come to Lemmy to dump memes I have saved up over the years

That’s the hardest part, good titles come to me weeks after I post