ThermonuclearCactus

Malwarebytes double-charged my elderly grandmother and then refused to provide the service that she overpaid for because of a non-functional email verification system. Don’t use Malwarebytes. Unless you’re downloading tons of executables from some questionable source a virus won’t randomally appear on your PC and even if it does, Microsoft spywareDefender will do the exact same thing any other anti-virus would.

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)

He’s a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he’ll divide by mitosis and then we’ll have two of him

My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun

So its like a team sport? Squatters versus homeowners?

Infinite free beer exploit?

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

Just last week I was almost run over by a silver honda civic while trying to use the crosswalk, said civic driver proceeded to honk and and yell at me for being in the way. Somehow, that’s the second time I’ve almost been almost run over and then honked at by someone in a silver honda civic.

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven’t spent any more money on it since. I can’t even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.