Tsaot
I unsubscribed when they had an article about how rimming isn’t unsanitary and how to do it properly. I cannot describe how grossed out I was.
I had a T-shirt with a toaster that had flame decals and just the word toast underneath. People kept asking me what it meant, as if there was a secret meaning to warm bread.
He should be holding a Goa’uld staff.
My wife: “At least it’s not ketchup.”
I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?
I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.
Poison Ivy
Add yellow and they’re doomslug shoes!
Some Terry Pratchett level thinking is going on here.